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Full House = Thinspiration!?


 Actually, pretty much everything equals thinspiration for me. I love Full House, obviously, but I have to say. All those girls grew up to be beautiful and blonde and perfect looking. God, I want to go blonde. We'll see. Jodie Sweetin is my absolute favorite. She was such a cute, talented little girl and look at her now:

Damn. I didn't mean to cut her head off, but do you even need to see it? She's got giant boobs, a tiny waste, and perfect fixed teeth. I do too. Well, my dog messed up one of my Snap on Smiles, but it's still wearable. Plus, I'm getting another one. I want to get rid of the stupid dog. Here's Candace Cameron Bure. She was never really SKINNY, but she still looks good:
 



 

That autograph wasn't for me. I wish it was though.

 

Then, of course there's MK - anorexic icon. God, the Olsen twins got so friggin lucky in the body department. They get to be cute little girls forever:



 

I love how laid back her style is. Mine is like that...sometimes. I like her smudgy eyeliner and just rolled out of bed bohemian vibe too.

Here's one of all the girls:

 



 

When am I going to be so thin and beautiful? Probably not today. I ate a Lean Cuisine Lemongrass Chicken for lunch and snacked on Waaay too many croutons before that. The LC wasn't bad, but all those fucking croutons. Fat ass calories. We're going to have appetizers before the premiere tonight, and I can probably sneak off to the bathroom and retch those up. No go on the popcorn but whatever. I haven't done any exercise. I just wrote an article, ignored the rest of my work that's due, and sent some emails to a few casting/modeling ads. I really need to get a real job and a real life, but I don't want to. I like what I'm doing. I like all the freedom it gives me. I want things to be nice and lovey between me and the boyfriend. They haven't been feeling very good lately. Sigh. I didn't finish cleaning up. I want a perfect house. and a perfect body. and a perfect life. What's that song?!

 

Lunch was a wonderful 260 calories. Food, why do I have to love you so much? In fact, right now, I'd like to drive to the Chinese buffet and pig the fuck out.
 

Last but not least, I bought a vintage dress from Ebay. About 50 dollars. I hope it will fit and that it will look as cute on. I'm wearing a ballerina dress to the movie tonight. Will fill you in on my make-up, hair, and accessories later.
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Let's hope it's this adorable when I get it in the mail!